god i hate my dentist

he is really he worst.
reasons:

• terrible fashion sense (so. many. hawaiian shirts.) 
• fat fingers that can not successfully do anything in my baby sized mouth'
• calls me gracie or sweetie pie.. NEITHER OF THESE ARE MY NAME
• here is the part that bothers me the most. you would think that as someone who is hovering over someones face all day you would put in the time and effort to trim your nose hair. it is a whole forrest up there and i have to stare at it.
  

goddamn Dr. Jones, get yourself together.